1. Gue kentut. Dengan interval seperti unlimited machine gun
Gue sendiri di kamar dan kentut gue emang bunyinya agak absurd jadi... well I guess everyone basically doing it, right?
2. Nyanyi like a pro and dance like a stupid fuck in front of a mirror
I can sing, quite. Tapi dance? I'm possible to be one of the worst.
3. Act like I'm being interviewed for something important
Anggap aja kayak lagi diberi pertanyaan-pertanyaan penting dan sulit, lalu dengan khayalan gue akan menjawab seolah-olah gue adalah orang paling bijak di Bumi.
4. Random workout mode
Push-ups, shadow boxing, kicking the air for nothing.
5. Pretending I'm making a reaction video of something
Just keep on talking to myself while watching a video. Feeling lonely.
6. Crying while listening to sad song
Like a professional emo bitch.
7. Sniff my own body to determine whether I need to take a shower or nah.
You know a certain area that sweats.
Whats yours?
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